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Written By: Joe
Date Written: 10.17.05
Last Updated: N/A

Ok, I must emphisize my hatred for websites that force registration to do anything on them. Welcome to the world of Myspace. When I go on it to belittle someone, or leave a mean comment on their profile, I don't want to have to register to harass them. I want to look at their moronic pictures and post them on sites like vampireposers.com (which is sadly gone), and just all around express my geniuine disliking for them and all of the morons like them.

The interface is seriously designed by people with less mental capacity than a six year old with down syndrome. If the webmaster(s) thought of maybe doing one of the following:

1. Make a search page that wasn't fucking stupid.

2. Make it so when you register, you log in with a fucking screen name rather than an e-mail address. (Also makes it so your directory on the site would be www.url.com/yourpage rather than www.url.com/98370927340927 I mean, talk about being just a number literally. I am aware that you can make your own directory name, but most members are too stupid to figure it out and you'll never be able to fine a specific person when you want to in a million fucking years.

3. Delete anyone with over 500 friends, because that's fucking stupid.

4. Allow doing every feature except personal messages, profile (no shit) without having to fucking register.

5. The administrators actually told the members of the site what the letter X really was for.

6. The administrators hypnotize all the members with far too many MySpace friends to eat a bullet.

Now, you might be saying: "wat makes ur site so good?". Well, for one, you aren't a member. And for the real kicker, it's not Myspace.

Well, I know this probably in vain at the moment... but this site is growing strength and the influence is getting bigger. So, I ask you all to help contribute in the war on Myspace. You'll sort of reconize this message from the "Fuck Scenesters" article. This will mean possible deletion and sacrificing your current Myspace account. (If you don't have a Myspace, don't go get one for the sake of doing the following.) Post the following message in the main body of your profile, and have this be the only thing in the main body.

MySpace- I'm sick of your shit. I'm sick of the people on here. I'm sick of the forced registration and thousands of people who are now obsessed with a site that's so good at reinforcing stereotypes, mass conformity and internet elitism. I choose not to be confused as another cookie-cutter, simple minded tool of your pathetic website.

Another profile won over by We Are The Mainstream.

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<font color="white">MySpace- I'm sick of your shit. I'm sick of the people on here. I'm sick of the forced registration and thousands of people who are now obsessed with a site that's so good at reinforcing stereotypes, mass conformity and internet elitism. I choose not to be confused as another cookie-cutter, simple minded tool of your pathetic website.<br><br>

Another profile won over by <a href="http://wearethemainstream.net>We Are The Mainstream.</a>

And that's about it... however, if your pages' background is white, change the value of "white" to some other color that will. Or, if you know hex colors, some hex value that will show up.

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